3 Types of Girls Who Turn Men Off

Yes, girls. We think it’s time for us to put on our little advice hat and show you lonely souls out there what guys think!

Most of the time, girls would think they’re pretty sexy when doing guy-ish stuff, such as playing video games, running around in jersey and shorts, calling each other ‘dude’. Sure, it can be pretty neat for a guy if they can find a girl who can relate to their hobbies, but what do they REALLY think about it?

Girls also tend to be advice ‘gurus’. Guys dig that. Guys who aren’t your boyfriends that is. SO, in the end, what is it the guys like and dislike?

FRET NO MORE. This post will show you 3 types of girls that guys will most probably dislike. Avoid these signs and you’re good to go!

(Disclaimer: May or may not be true. HAHAHAHA)

The Chatter Box

  

It’s time to talk less and listen more. A girl who can’t stop talking only goes in one direction, the wrong one. Men prefer to be listened to, not to listen to their girlfriends talk all day. So, it’s time to put that summary lesson you did for English in secondary school to use. Learn your important points and say necessary stuff yo!

A wise person once said, “If you have nothing better to say, then don’t say anything at all.” :P

Creepy Girl Next Door

 

This goes to those who CAN’T STOP STARING. A girl who stares at him making sandwiches, a girl who stares at him exercising, a girl who stares at him driving, what’s next? Stare at him while he takes a dump? NO. STOP STARING. You’re creeping the guy out, unless he enjoys a hobby of staring too. Don’t be creepy, be pretty.

Last but not least, the winner:

THE HAIRY ONE

Okay. Look at this picture.

Enough said.

It's normal to have hair, yes it is. But it's not normal to flaunt it. Lol.

So guys, what do you think? ;)

HAHA, Made You Look!

April Fools’ Day is just around the corner. Be careful you don’t fall into the pranks or tricks especially if it’s life-threatening. (Not to scare you though! :P) To avoid being prank by anyone on April Fools’ Day, here are some useful tips for everyone.

Remember what day it is at all times. Think about it when you get up, while you eat breakfast, as you're driving and throughout your daily activities. You won't be caught off guard by simply failing to remember that it's April Fools’ Day. Yes, paranoia. :P

Take the time to think about everything someone says to you. Analyze the probability of truthfulness in each statement and don't respond until you know whether or not it is true. Or you can just fall for it and have some laughs after.

Avoid conversations that begin with someone saying to you, "Guess what!" or "Check this out!" On April Fool's Day, there is a high probability that these are traps to get you to fall for a prank or believe a false statement. Instead of responding, just say, "No thanks," and walk away like a party pooper. :P

Remain in familiar territory. Don't do anything outside of your normal routine when you are around others on April Fools’ Day. Once you're doing something unfamiliar, it is easy to let your guard down and you'll be more vulnerable to being fooled.

Resist the urge to play pranks on others. If you don't want to be fooled yourself, don't give others a reason to retaliate by pulling pranks on you. If you don't want to be fooled you'll have to stay as unnoticed as possible.

Yes, all of the above is IF you can’t take a joke. :P

But of course if you’d want to prank, PRANK RESPONSIBLY! :)

Random Riddles

TEEHEE :D

That's all, folks!

[Illustration Credits to Marissa]

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People-profiling

And then there was Em

who had the misfortune

of residing

directly beneath 

the icy winds

that freeze faces

and cause frostbite - 

often you'd hear

K-pop blasting from 

her speakers.

Her weakness: 

Korean pretty boys.

(She also moves like Jagger)

A Girl Named Nicole

Once upon a time

there lived a girl 

named Nicole.

She lived on 

the other side of the wall

from the land so cold

it had the ability 

to freeze faces 

and cause

your limbs to fall off

from frostbite.

She adored the art

of painting nails

and enjoyed listening to music

that would give her 

the blues.

What she had: a great

sense of humor

and terrible luck

when it came to boys men.

Want a Day OFF?

So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work.

Since you spend 16 hours each day away fron work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave.

This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be darned if you are going to take that day off!

Irony isn't it? HAHAHA..

My One and Only Love

Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a very smart jeweller's shop in Hatton Garden, London.
The jeweller inquired, 'Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?'
Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, 'No, instead engrave "To my one and only love".'
The jeweller smiled and said, 'Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.'
Roger retorted with a glint in his eye, 'Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again.'

*What a stingy little thing! Boys do not do that!!!


http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/valentine/valentine_jokes.htm

The Animal Within - Your 2011 Zodiac Unleashed by our "Fortune Teller Extraordinaire"

by Wesley Goh

From the day that we’re born, we’re affiliated to one out of twelve animals of the Chinese Zodiac, but do we actually know the true of the animal within us? If you do, it’s good for you. Even if you don’t, no worries, cos’ we’re here to tell you what’s within your ‘animal within’!

THE RAT 

Among the animals that people hate the most. But in the zodiac, Rats are people with good creativity and imagination. They are also good problem solvers, and are respected for their resourcefulness. Rats love to save when money is scarce, but they’ll spend like crazy when they have a lot. Now we know that most billionaires might be born in the year of the Rat.

THE OX

People born in the year of the Ox are not ambitious, and have affection to selected friends of theirs, and they’re trustworthy, honest, and are good listeners. A gentle reminder, though they’re kind, but kindness still has its limits, so don’t anger an Ox. If not, believe me, the price to pay is something that you don’t want to know (evil grin.)

THE TIGER

RAWWRRR!! Enter the Tiger. People born in this year are independent and courageous. Tigers are hardworking, always energetic, ambitious, and observant because they see every single chance is an opportunity for them. They are most likely to be successful in sales and personal management. Just watch out for their short temper and you shall be fine.

THE RABBIT

What’s up Doc? Bugs Bunny in the house! The Rabbit is among the 12 that has the most positive elements. Rabbits are affectionate, talented, clear-sighted (so no specs for them?), confident, and they’re good planners. They are also humble, willing to give away leadership to the better people. In relationships, Rabbits are very attractive to the opposite sex, maybe because they’re adorable like real rabbits? You decide.

THE DRAGON

The flying member among the 12, Dragons are gifted with good leadership qualities, and are strong, decisive, brave and opinionated. Some Dragons are quite bad-tempered and arrogant, so just watch out when they start showing signs of ‘breathing fire’ and you’re good to go.

THE SNAKE

The quick-witted Snakes are known for their intelligence and passion. Their curiosity and ability to gather information efficiently suggests a good future for them in academics and research.  On the other hand, their inability to accept changes, and the tendency to double-deal makes them feared by others (just like the typical impression of snakes huh?)  Note: 

Snake girls are known for all these, with the bonus of beauty. So watch out.

THE HORSE

On the serious side, Horses are hardworking, tenacious and loyal. They are talkative, and they like people to flood them with opinions. Also, Horses are experts of socializing, so to all Horses out there, go look for your closest PR firm and apply for a job there! Just make sure you’re confident enough.

THE GOAT/RAM/SHEEP (you name it)

Non-judgmental to others, people born in this year are favoured candidates as close friends. They are confident, and protective of the weak. Their innate artistic talents make them excellent prospects within this field, especially music and 

crafting. They believe in justice, though sometimes this could cause problems.

THE MONKEY

Monkeys are original thinkers, practical, curious, observant, and friendly. Oh, they’re also humorous too. In general, they’re versatile and perform well in almost anything. Although sometimes these qualities may lead them to arrogance and eventually trouble, but it is also these qualities that solves the problem.

THE ROOSTER

The Rooster fights boldly when facing against its adversaries and the same goes to those that are born in this year. They will uphold their right without hesitation and are highly principled in life. In work, Roosters are alert, and pays attention to details. Just a slight problem, sometimes they are too reckless when trying to solve something.

THE DOG

They’re our most loyal companion. Those born in this year are trustworthy, compassionate and always ready to give aid. If they see you as a trustworthy friend as well, they will not hesitate to stand by your side. If you can stand with the materialistic attitude of certain Dogs, they’ll be a good friend of you. Just don’t treat them like a real dog in return.

THE PIG

Unlike the real ones, those born in the year of the Pig are not as lazy as you know. In fact, they’re courageous, independent, and will keep friends for life. They’ll have a good career in fields such as nursing and counselling, where their concern about others will become apparent. Just be careful not to fall so easily to financial traps. 

Read page 14 of our February issue where I tell you your fortune for the bunny year! You can read our online magazine here. 

Have a Prosperous New Year from MYC!

The 13th Zodiac - Ophiuchus

So we have a new horoscope. For those who haven't noticed, it's a "new" star sign that mankind has been guilty for missing out - the serpent holder 13th zodiac sign, "Ophiuchus". 

Yes, that wavy line is a serpent.

The zodiac is supposedly based on the Greek figure known as Aesclepius, a man with vast knowledge in medicine. Kind of like the medieval version of Dr. Meredith Grey and Dr. Doug Ross put together. Sure sounds really Greek.

You can hear those who justify their behaviour through their star sign freaking out now.

I'm not a Virgo anymore? It wasn't a feminine thing to burn bras??

But seriously, no one should be fussed about it. Do you really need the constellations to tell you who you can and can't get along with? Do you need it to tell you if you're going to have a good or bad day?

We all know you obviously are what you choose to be, and you sure as heck can choose if you want to believe something that's over thousands of year old. Apparently, the stars shift every 3000 years, and the change only affects those born after 2009 - although Ophiuchus was actually discovered the same time as the other 12 but was discarded by ancient Babylon. How is that suppose to make a difference now? We don't know. Experts are still debating on whether the change is applicable.

But for the fun of it... here's a list of the new 13 horoscopes:

Aries: Apr 19 - May 14
Taurus: May 14 - Jun 21
Gemini: Jun 21 - Jul 21
Cancer: Jul 21 - Aug 11
Leo: Aug 11 - Sept 17
Virgo: Sept 17 - Oct 31
Libra: Oct 31 - Nov 30
Scorpio: Nov 21 - Nov 30
Ophiuchus: Nov 30 - Dec 18
Sagittarius: Dec 18 - Jan 21
Capricorn: Jan 21 - Feb 17
Aquarius: Feb 17 - Mar 12
Pisces: Mar 12 - Apr 19

Or if it's too complicated to shape-shift your personality, stick with the Chinese Horoscope for now. We doubt a new animal will pop up anytime soon. Although, if it were to happen we think this reptile would be cool.

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The Return of Comebacks...Part One

Ever felt like you're in a feisty mood and you just need to come up with an awesome come back for someone else's insult (the traditional "Roll Your Eyes" and the sarcastic "haha you're so funny" is screaming uncool!)? Here are some ideas for your reading pleasure without bringing on the Yo Mama jokes...


"Is that your natural face or did your neck throw up on you?"
- for those who insulted the way you look-


"If brains were taxes, you'd be getting a huge rebate"
- for those who condescendingly implied you are dumb-


"Do you still love nature despite what it's done to you?"
- for those who told you you can't change the way you look-


"If I could rearrange the alphabets, I'd put "F" and "U" together"
- for those who gave you corny pick-up lines like "If I could rearrange the alphabets, I'd put "U" and "I" together"-


"Your kind of face is the kind I used to pay money to watch"
- for those who called you a freakshow-


"There there, it's ok. It's people like you that makes us appreciate beauty like me even more"
- for those who makes you feel like crap-


...and now, for the Le Grande Finale,

*credit to explosm.net