MYC!’s Zombie Survival Guide

What would you do if zombies invaded Malaysia?!

With the recent news going viral everywhere about that crazed *face-eating* causeway cannibal in Miami which took place just this past Sunday; MYC! has taken it upon themselves to contribute to society with this probably not-so-useful zombie survival guide! Buckle up everyone!

       1. Find a weapon. (Find something!)

Be it a baseball bat with barb wires coiling around it, your dad’s power drill or that hammer which you forgot to return to your neighbour *ahem*! And oh, Tasers and pepper sprays don’t work!

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2. If the background music suddenly gets very quiet, it means a super zombie will appear real soon. Time to reload at this point.

3. When you come across any crying, please don’t go near that woman? Check for bloodied claws and red eyes first. If you startled her, Run-Like-Your-Life depended on it! Literally. A Molotov cocktail will come in handy at this point.

4. Come across anyone who insists that they have not been bitten? Prepare to aim for their heads.

5. Oh and if you find any shiny old trinket, keep it. It may unlock a door/ locker/ chest somewhere.

6. Need to heal? Green herbs revive your health and blue herbs cure poison. Mix anyone of them with a red herb and voila! As good as new!

7. Remember that movie “Zombieland”? If that paranoid dude says double tap. Double tap. Don’t get all stingy with your ammo. And always stick to that sentimental cowboy; give him the last Twinkie (or Twiggie in our country).

8. If there’s a sudden zombie outbreak and it has caught you off guard and empty handed, hide in the drain! Zombie hordes won’t think of looking there, but watch out for infected animals! x__X

Like this post? Feel free to comment on what you will do when zombies strike!