Monday, September 26, 2011

MYC! Movies!

Hi MYC fans!

Interested to watch "Killer Elite" starring Jason Statham tomorrow night - before it even hits Malaysian cinemas? Here's your chance!

Just tell me a lame joke in the comments section of this entry - and the lamest 5 wins a pair of movie tickets to the screening!
(make sure the jokes are still rated 'U' and contains no vulgarities and nasty stuff yea!)


"What do vegetarian zombies eat?"
-GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNSS!
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16 comments:

  1. UnknownSeptember 26, 2011 at 5:28 PM

    What is the only word that is spelled wrong in dictionaries?

    Answer : WRONG

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  2. Jacobsie RobertSeptember 26, 2011 at 5:40 PM

    customer :what is the cost of a haircut?
    barber: $30
    customer: and what is the cost of a shave?
    barber: $10
    customer :ok then...'shave my head' :P

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  3. UnknownSeptember 26, 2011 at 5:44 PM

    What starts with d, ends with b, and looks really happy?

    Answer : d(^_^)b

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  4. nur ikmalSeptember 26, 2011 at 5:46 PM

    the turtle and a panda have a fight:

    panda: before we fight, please remove your stone cold bag !(refer to turtle's shell)

    turtle: alright and please remove your freaking sunglasses panda!(refer to his black circle around panda's eyes)

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  5. fskSeptember 26, 2011 at 5:46 PM

    What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
    A private tutor.

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  6. AnonymousSeptember 26, 2011 at 5:49 PM

    What do you call a dog that lives on the sun?
    - Hot dog

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  7. Youyou LiangSeptember 26, 2011 at 5:52 PM

    A gf ask a bf : Why do man have many girlfriends will be envy of many.But women have many boyfriends will be despised ? Her boyfriend said in earnest:is like a key can open many locks will be referred to as a master key! The lock is a lot of keys that can be opened, it shows the lock problem

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  8. Kyee LooSeptember 26, 2011 at 5:57 PM

    Boy: Marry me.. ?
    Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
    Boy: No..
    Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
    Boy: No..
    ... ... ... Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
    Boy: No salary.. but,..
    Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!
    Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS

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  9. 想平凡而不平凡的~尤September 26, 2011 at 6:01 PM

    夫妻离婚争孩子，

    老婆理直气壮说：“孩子从我肚子里出来的，当然归我！”

    老公说：“笑话！简直是胡说八道。取款机里取出来的钱能归取款机吗？还不是谁插卡归谁！？”

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  10. MYC!September 26, 2011 at 6:45 PM

    Hi Anonymous, can you leave your email address here? So that the admin can contact you for ticket redemption.
    *Pls don't act like "the hot dog comment" anonymous if you are not him/her.
    Thank you.

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  11. LeshSeptember 26, 2011 at 6:45 PM

    Two muffins are in the oven. One muffin looks at the other and says, "For sure it is hot in here."

    The second muffin looks over and says, "Holy Shakespeare!!! A talking muffin??!!"

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  12. MYC!September 26, 2011 at 6:51 PM

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  13. MYC!September 26, 2011 at 6:55 PM

    Congratulations to all the winners! (especially Lesh bcoz he/she submitted his/her entry last minute and get chosen!)
    So the winners are: *drum rolllll*
    1, Anonymous (hot dog comment)
    2, Psylancer
    3, Nur Ikmal
    4, Lesh

    Please leave your email your personal details (Name, Phone Number and Email Address) to eileen@myc.com.my Thank you!

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  14. nur ikmalSeptember 26, 2011 at 7:33 PM

    done!
    thanks a lot MYC!

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  15. AnidaSeptember 26, 2011 at 8:12 PM

    Women is like a facebook, when you start to understand them, they change!

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  16. AnonymousSeptember 27, 2011 at 12:18 AM

    Hi MYC,

    My name is Jocelyn, winner of the hotdog comment (Anonymous). My email: jlychee_2512@yahoo.com

    Thanks.

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